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carlmander:

if you’ve ever worked in retail….

This is hilarious. And a lot of this happens in fast food too. Especially the foreign guy with the mustache that answers every question with the completely wrong response. 

-Fiddlestix

Okay, the ones I have the most often at my work (a Thrift store) is DEFINITELY the foreigners that don’t speak a scrap of English. (or if they do, they pretend they don’t, or are too involved in their own conversations in a different language). I also get the people screaming at their kids. I want to kick them so hard. This is far too perfect. Those of you who DON’T work in retail, have NO idea how hard it is to deal with annoying customers. xD So I make a point not to be the annoying customer since I also deal with them.

I totally own this game, yo. It’s so much fun.

Pic is tiny. Bleh.

My 12 year old brother almost literally bugs me every 5-20 minutes. It drives me INSANE. It could be 4 in the morning, but if the light is on in my room, he bothers me.

Even when I have friends over.

What he needs to understand, is I don’t think the things he says to me are stupid. I just want him to tell me about them less.

Does this make sense?

I need my privacy. I’m 17. I have a lock on my door for a reason.

This DOESN’T give you a reason to practice picking locks with forks. (He’s done this.)

Oh. He’s walked in on me while I was changing MULTIPLE times. (Don’t go thinking dirty, you perverts. I’m just saying he doesn’t care WHAT I’m doing.)

He doesn’t get it. He really doesn’t.

I don’t hate him. He just needs to lay off a little bit. I’m not going to live here forever.

I’ll be less annoyed with him, if he didn’t knock (which takes an act of God) or walk in whenever the hell he goddamn pleases.

People won’t read this. I just had to say something about it SOMEWHERE.

Bye.

My 12 year old brother just said “Fuck You” to me?! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?!

I told him not to touch his younger brother because they fight. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but he’s being worse than usual. I asked him if he wanted to watch something, which he begs to do all the time, but then he’s just like NOOO. I’m mister grumpy today.

WHAT.THE.HELL?

I’m sooooo telling mom. (Yeah. That’s right. I tell mom on my brother. I need to let her know since I’m watching my brothers…)

Good god boy.

Fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6220644/1/Adorable_as_Hell

As from FanFiction.Net: Suzaku, a college freshman works at a nearby bookstore, and finds one of the new frequent customers to be quite fascinating. The new customer & Suzaku slowly start to become friends, but Suzaku struggles with unnatural feelings. Suzuku X Lelouch. Rating may change.

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This is written by me, as the drawing is drawn by me. Am I ashamed of my self advertising? Nope. :3

Lol. The end of that says Fai. ;D If you don’t understand, you are dead to me. ._. Just kidding.

Anyway. Sleeping. Is. HARD. Just so you know. I need inspiration to sleep apparently. Sometimes I want to, other times I don’t. Then other times I want to but, don’t anyway. And well…visa versa. I blame my computer. I really. REALLY blame my computer. You know why? Because when I’m somewhere without a computer, I can easily go to be early, because I WANT to, and am tired with no electronic internet distractions. >_<

I’m going to seriously HATE myself when school starts. Waking up at 6ish is going to be a bitch. You know why? Because lately I’ve been going to BED at 6. ._. Yes. I’m serious. Sad neh?

God. I’m hungry. Just so you know.

I want frozen pizza. That sounds delicious. But then I just remembered that I wanted  Burger King earlier. *Shakes head* Hopeless.

OH MY GOD. I was at a friends house earlier today. I don’t understand how I forgot that.

Shit, now I’m on one of those late night rants I get into. Too bad I have no one to tell it to. Except for you lucky people on Tumblr who take the time to read the ramblings of a mad woman who lacks sleep. YAAAAY! *throws cake*

I really am hungry, and now I want Ramen. RAMEN!! I had Tuna Caseroul today. *twitches* I’m hot. Dx *Stabs the sun* :D

Uh. I like pudding, gay men, and food. :3 Funny that two of those happen to mention eating. Gay men is so random. But they can be food too. *winks* God, I’m crazy. xD

FUUUUUUUUU—— I’m hungry!!! But I dun wanna go out of my room. *-*

I need a job. Still. Yep. Once again. HOPELESS. Don’t blame me. Blame the freaking economy. >_>

I’m still roasting  in here. WHY IS MY ROOM ALWAYS SO FUCKING HOT?! MY VENT IS COMPLETELY OPEN DAMN IT ALL!! D<

People think I act cute. I get it all the time. ._. I find it weird, cause I think I’m sort of a bitch. But hey, if you all think I’m cute, that’s cool with me. :D

:{D Mustache!!!

Still hungry. Not that I expected that to change or anything, seeming I haven’t eaten yet.

I hope I manage to wake up at a decent time tomorrow. Psh. Right. Cause that will happen.

My brother is going to be gone for a week. And my dad. ._. How weird.

Uh…It is now 5:18 in the morning. Yup. I’m still here.

My bed is covered in a bunch of shit. » I don’t wanna clean it!!!

I love the song Wat da Hook Gon Be. ;D It’s awesome. xD Just so you know. And yes. That’s how they spell the name of the song. So I’m not crazy. For that anyway.

*smiles like a creeper*

Why the hell am I even writing this?

It’s even more sad if anyone is reading this.

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*Stares creepily through my computer screen at whomever is reading this currently* I’ll be in your nightmares.

:D

I enjoy writing these things WAY too much. Like this one time, my friends and I were having a sleep over, and I wrote things that stuck out to me that they said. That and I rambled.

That was on my MyJournal…or something. ._. That was forever ago. xD Considering it was my family laptop. o_O

My left hand is going numb. ._. I think I’m dying.

I’M SO HOT!!!

My back hurts.

I keep making typos.

Did you know? Typos, caps lock AND ‘…’ is going to make the world end. My friends and I already decided. Because we are like God. Yep. You heard me. GOD. xD

HAAAAAAAAAAWT.

I really should sleep. ._. But….

;D

It’s summer. So whatever.

My left hand is still like half numb. WTF?

WHY IS MY ROOM SO EFFING HOT!?!?!!?!?!?! GOD!! Make it cooler in here. NOW. D<

I’m tired man. O.O

But sleep is for squares.

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So are pants.

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I know. I’m so childish sometimes. xD

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*looks around the room*

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At night.

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;D

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Why are you reading this anyway? Go get a hobby.

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*slaps myself*

I’m a hypocrite. xD

Banana pudding sounds good right now.

Geez, I’m just craving the world right now.

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Whenever my friend sees me (we see each other like, once a week or something) she says I’ve gotten skinnier. HAVE I?! :D I would love that. It’s hard to notice when you see yourself everyday…xD

My hair is also a lot longer than it was two days ago. I swear to god.

Sleep now? ._.