Me: So everybody on the internet is freaking out over that guy in Florida.
Kristin: It's just a cannibal, or some guy on drugs.
Me: Well...think of it this way. This is just how EVERY zombie movie starts. It shows up on the news as a simple man being bitten, covering up the actual story. There were a few other stories too.
Kristin: Oh my god, you're right.
Me: Of course I am. You know the government.
Kristin: It's like Umbrella all over again!
Me: Just what I was thinking.
Me: We need to start preparing. Whether it's real or not...that's just what the government wants us to think. That it's fake.
Kristin: Let's do this.